I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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