Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
your room smells of hookers.
And success
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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