I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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