i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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