i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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