is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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