my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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