Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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