Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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