So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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