True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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