Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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