do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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