Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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