Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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