Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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