After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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