WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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