Do vagina's smell?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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