no, he came in my armpit
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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