i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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