I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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