Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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