Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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