Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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