we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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