butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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