? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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