Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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