I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
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i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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