Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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