My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Do vagina's smell?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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