it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just want nice things and good sex
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
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