There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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