i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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