He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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