this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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