Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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