I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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