Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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