After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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