I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
