He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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