I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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