someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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