last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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