I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.