i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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