I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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