let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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