If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
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there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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