Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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