He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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