I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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