Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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