Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Randomize
