Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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