How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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