We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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